“Barack my world”?
Barack’s World Got Rocked!
…by “Sarah Barracuda”
…by “lipstick” (“What’s the difference between a Pit Bull and a Hockey Mom?”)
…by the woman formerly known as “Miss Wasilla” and both runner-up and “Miss Coneniality” in the Miss Alaska pageant.
…by the woman now known as “Miss Underestimated”.
Before I became governor of the great state of Alaska, I was mayor of my hometown.
And since our opponents in this presidential election seem to look down on that experience, let me explain to them what the job involves.
I guess a small-town mayor is sort of like a “community organizer“, except that you have actual responsibilities. I might add that in small towns, we don’t quite know what to make of a candidate who lavishes praise on working people when they are listening, and then talks about how bitterly they cling to their religion and guns when those people aren’t listening.
We tend to prefer candidates who don’t talk about us one way in Scranton and another way in San Francisco.
Hit him again, Sarah!
Our beauty queen can take down their beauty queen any day of the week!